Igbos are the best! You Can’t Beat An Igbo Man! Ibos

Igbos are the best! You Can’t Beat An Igbo Man! Ibos

Proverbs_6-6: Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise

Proverbs_6-6: Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise

I saw this joke online I thought I should share it. I am an Igbo Man! So Proud to be One! Igbos are industrious, we believe we migrated from Israel. I honestly don’t think there is any country in the world you will not find an Igbo man pulling weight, making his prescence felt by all positively!

Enjoy!

NB:Please I am not promoting quack practices

An Igbo engineer couldn’t find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR 20k – IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.

A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic…

Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste
Igbo man: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”
Lawyer: “Ugh..this is kerosene”
Igbo man: “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k”

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…
Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”
Igbo man: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”
Lawyer (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”
Igbo man: “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k”

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak”
Igbo man: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this 100k”
Lawyer (staring at the cash): “But this is 20k, not 100k”
Igbo man:Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k”

You can’t beat an Igbo man.

Cheers! Shalom!

Hebrews_10-24:And let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works:

Hebrews_10-24:And let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works:

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May God Bless Nigeria-Igbos; Ibos, Igbo American And Igbo Jews And Take Care Of Us; May God Make His Face Shine Upon Us, And Be Gracious To Us; May The Lord Lift Up His Countenance Upon Us, And Give Us Peace, In Jesus Christ Name, We Pray! Amen!

May The Grace The Lord Jesus Christ, And The Love Of God, And The Fellowship Of The Holy Spirit Be With You All. Amen!

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Fani-kayode Reacts To Oba Of Lagos Alleged Threat To Igbos

Fani-kayode Reacts To Oba Of Lagos Alleged Threat To Igbos

Fani-kayode Reacts To Oba Of Lagos Alleged Threat To Igbos

He shared his thought on the alleged threat on his Facebook wall

Oba of Lagos threatens Igbos in Lagos “You Will Die Within 7 Days If You Fail to Vote Ambode”

Oba of Lagos threatens Igbos in Lagos “You Will Die Within 7 Days If You Fail to Vote Ambode”

The Oba of Lagos’ threat against the Igbos in Lagos that if they do not vote for the APC in the governorship elections on Saturday they should be ready for the consequences and that if they don’t vote for Ambode they should be ready to perish in the lagoon is ominous and unacceptable.

The truth is that we were threatened with ethnic cleansing and religious carnage in the north had Buhari not won the election on march 28th and had Jonathan not quickly conceded defeat and now our traditional supporters are being threatened in Lagos and in many other states.

Let two things be clearly understood. In as much as we all want peace in this country and in as much as Jonathan has graciously and quickly conceded defeat in the Presidential election, this does not mean that we are weak or powerless.

Let it be clearly understood by all and sundry that any attempt to kill or molest our supporters in the north, in the west or indeed in any other part of the country either before, during or after saturday’s governorship elections or any attempt at ethnic or religious cleansing by the APC, their supporters or their friends and agents will be deemed unacceptable and will be met with defiance, contempt and resistance.

Enough of all these APC threats and all this rubbish. No-one is intimidated on our side and neither do we fear for the future because God is with us, He is faithful and He is in control. We want peace and we want harmony in this country but no-one or no group of people will be allowed to turn us or our supporters into slaves or give us sleepless nights.

The APC would do well to remember that they only won the presidential election by 2 million votes. The PDP got 12 million votes in that election which means that we have 12 million loyal foot soldiers and supporters in this country and that is no mean feat.

We are a strong party, we are confident for the future, we are ready for anything and most important of all we are ready for the polls on saturday. We take this opportunity to urge the PDP faithful in Lagos to go out and vote en masse for the PDP.

We urge them to vote for Jimi Agbaje and to free Lagos state from the shackles of darkness and oppression. We urge them to stand firm, to hold their heads up high and to do their very best. We urge our supporters in Rivers state, Oyo state, Imo state, Plateau state, Kaduna state and indeed in all the states where elections will take place on saturday to do the same, to take the destiny of their respective states into their hands and to vote for the PDP candidates in the various elections.

What happened during the presidential election on March 28th was sad and unfortunate but we have accepted defeat and we wholeheartedly accept the will of the people of Nigeria. That does not however mean that we should close shop and not put up a good fight for Saturdays governorship elections.

This is the time to call on the party faithful to rise up. This is the time to rally our troops and to call on our foot soldiers and loyalists to come out in their millions and wipe away the sadness of march 28th by winning massively in saturdays governorship elections.

This is the time to prove to our detractors that despite their provocative utterances, their empty and boastful threats, their mocking words and their gratutious insults that the PDP is far from dead and is still very much alive.

Our party shall go from strength to strength despite the monumental challenges that lie ahead. Whether we win or lose on saturday is not the issue. The issue is that whatever anyone may say and whatever they may feel, the PDP is not going anywhere and neither shall we crumble and fade away. We are here for the long haul: we are here to stay.
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May God Bless Nigeria, America And Israel And Take Care Of Us; May God Make His Face Shine Upon Us, And Be Gracious To Us; May The Lord Lift Up His Countenance Upon Us, And Give Us Peace, In Jesus Christ Name, We Pray! Amen!

May The Grace The Lord Jesus Christ, And The Love Of God, And The Fellowship Of The Holy Spirit Be With You All. Amen!

Oba of Lagos threatens Igbos in Lagos “You Will Die Within 7 Days If You Fail to Vote Ambode”

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Oba of Lagos, Oba Rilwan Akiolu has threatened Igbos in Lagos, saying any Ibo man or woman who fails to vote Lagos state APC governorship candidate, Akinwunmi Ambode as Governor in next Saturday’s governorship election will die within 7 days. … Continue reading