Igbos are the best! You Can’t Beat An Igbo Man! Ibos

Igbos are the best! You Can’t Beat An Igbo Man! Ibos

Proverbs_6-6: Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise

Proverbs_6-6: Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise

I saw this joke online I thought I should share it. I am an Igbo Man! So Proud to be One! Igbos are industrious, we believe we migrated from Israel. I honestly don’t think there is any country in the world you will not find an Igbo man pulling weight, making his prescence felt by all positively!

Enjoy!

NB:Please I am not promoting quack practices

An Igbo engineer couldn’t find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR 20k – IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.

A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic…

Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste
Igbo man: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”
Lawyer: “Ugh..this is kerosene”
Igbo man: “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k”

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…
Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”
Igbo man: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”
Lawyer (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”
Igbo man: “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k”

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak”
Igbo man: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this 100k”
Lawyer (staring at the cash): “But this is 20k, not 100k”
Igbo man:Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k”

You can’t beat an Igbo man.

Cheers! Shalom!

Hebrews_10-24:And let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works:

Hebrews_10-24:And let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works:

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May God Bless Nigeria-Igbos; Ibos, Igbo American And Igbo Jews And Take Care Of Us; May God Make His Face Shine Upon Us, And Be Gracious To Us; May The Lord Lift Up His Countenance Upon Us, And Give Us Peace, In Jesus Christ Name, We Pray! Amen!

May The Grace The Lord Jesus Christ, And The Love Of God, And The Fellowship Of The Holy Spirit Be With You All. Amen!

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